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我要英文笑話,有標題、附中文.十來個....

請各老大指教!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 1 十年 前
    最佳解答

    鹽與血壓

    Salt and Blood Pressure

    Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I

    have eaten more salt than you have rice!

    Son: Yes, sir. But no wonder your blood pressure is getting so high.

     

    父親:閉嘴!不要告訴你老子我該怎麼幹,我吃的鹽比你吃的米還多!

    兒子:遵命。可是怪不得您的血壓如今這麼高。

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    白日夢者

    Daydream

    Lucy: Do you dream at nighttime?

    Jack: No, I only dream at daytime.

     

    露西:你晚上做不做夢?

    傑克:我晚上不做夢,我只有白天才做夢。

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    靠窗的座位

    A Window Seat

    A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat?

    B: I always prefer a window seat.

    A: Why?

    B: In case some bad thing happen I can jump out from it.

     

    (甲乙二人要搭飛機,在上飛機以前):

    甲:在飛機上你喜歡坐靠窗的座位還是靠通道的座位?

    乙:我總是喜歡坐靠窗的座位。

    甲:為甚麼呢?

    乙:萬一飛機出事我好從窗子跳出去。

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    Oh!! Please.....

    某天夜黑風高的晚上,公園中一對男女在卿卿我我!

    其對話如下:

    Woman: Oh! Please don't touch me!

    Oh! Please don't touch...!

    Oh! Please ...don't......!

    Oh! Please...............!

    Oh!....Oh!.....Oh!.....Oh!

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  • 1 十年 前

    Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I

    have eaten more salt than you have rice!

    Son: Yes, sir. But no wonder your blood pressure is getting so high.

     

    父親:閉嘴!不要告訴你老子我該怎麼幹,我吃的鹽比你吃的米還多!

    兒子:遵命。可是怪不得您的血壓如今這麼高。

    Lucy: Do you dream at nighttime?

    Jack: No, I only dream at daytime.

     

    露西:你晚上做不做夢?

    傑克:我晚上不做夢,我只有白天才做夢。

    A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat?

    B: I always prefer a window seat.

    A: Why?

    B: In case some bad thing happen I can jump out from it.

     

    (甲乙二人要搭飛機,在上飛機以前):

    甲:在飛機上你喜歡坐靠窗的座位還是靠通道的座位?

    乙:我總是喜歡坐靠窗的座位。

    甲:為甚麼呢?

    乙:萬一飛機出事我好從窗子跳出去。

    這裡有很多分類的笑話,例如:

    http://www.ahajokes.com/

    Animals

    Aviation

    Bar Jokes

    Blind Jokes

    Blonde Jokes

    Crazy Jokes

    Dumb Laws

    English Car Bumpers

    Ethnic Jokes

    等等

    另外這個是個中篇笑話,唔太長又幾好笑

    http://icepox.com/freeflash/index.php?topic=Jokes

    這兩個網站有埋圖片架

    www.funny-jokes-n-pictures.com

    www.jokesunlimited.com

    這裡都有一些推薦網站:

    www.lotsofjokes.com

    www.jokepier.com

    www.funny.com

    www.joke-of-the-day.com

    希望幫到你啦.

    資料來源: aN
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