有冇人有好好笑既英文笑話

有冇人有好好笑既英文笑話

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中英兩個,ok?(10)

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    1 十年 前
    最佳解答

    A Busy Patient

    Patient: Doctor, I feel so weak.

    Doctor: Okay, let me check.

    Patient: What's wrong with me?

    Doctor: You are physically exhausted. You need more nutrition.

    Patient: How can I get enough nutrition quickly? I am a very busy man.

    Doctor: Intravenous drip.

    Patient: How long would it take?

    Doctor: A couple of hours.

    Patient: (Points to the intravenous drip bottle) May I drink it? I can

    finish it in three minutes.

    2006-12-12 20:48:17 補充:

    其中一個:Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.She asked, "What are all those clocks?"???St Peter answered, "

    2006-12-12 20:48:52 補充:

    Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."Oh," said Hillary, "who9;s clock is that?"

    2006-12-12 20:49:14 補充:

    "That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."""Who9;s clock is that?" "

    2006-12-12 20:49:21 補充:

    That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.""Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked."Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."

    2006-12-12 20:49:46 補充:

    1) 老婆:我地夜晚訓覺唔好熄燈,好不好? 老公:好!不過你要應承我一件事! 老婆:甚麼事? 老公:訓覺果陣唔好落妝。 2)兩個細佬傾偈:A說:我地全家都好鍾意動物,媽咪鍾意貓,阿哥鍾意狗,家姐鍾意小白兔。 B說:咁你阿爸呢? A說:喜歡狐狸精。

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  • 1 十年 前

    Recently, a man walked into a barbershop asking how much for a haircut.

    "Fifty dollars." hairstylist answered.

    "And for a shave?"

    "Twenty-five."

    "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."

    前些日子,一個男人走入一間髮型屋,問剪幾錢。

    髮型師答:"50蚊。"

    "咁剃呢?"

    "25。 "

    "好。"那男的邊說邊坐上理髮椅上。"剃頭。"

    英文笑話

    Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone )

    Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

    Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

    Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

    *************

    Caller: I'm Sam Wan ( someone ). And I need to talk to Annie Wan!

    It's urgent.

    Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

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